A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each

child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. ---------------







Better to be safe than....................Punch a 5th grader -



Strike while the ......................................Bug is close -



It's always darkest before................... Daylight Savings -



Never underestimate the power of.....Termites -



You can lead a horse to water but...........how? -



Don't bite the hand that................... looks dirty -



No news is......................................impossible -



A miss is as good as a................................Mr. -



You can't teach an old dog new...............math -



If you lie down with dogs, you'll.............stink in the morning -



Love all, trust...............................................me -



The pen is mightier than the......................pigs -



An idle mind is....................................The best way to relax



Where there's smoke there's..............pollution -



Happy the bride who............................gets all the presents -



A penny saved is...............................not much -



Two's company, three's...............................the Musketeers -



Don't put off till tomorrow what..............you put on to go to bed



Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.................you have to blow your nose -



None are so blind as..............................Stevie Wonder -



Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded -



If at first you don't succeed..................get new batteries -



You get out of something what you.............see pictured on the box -



When the blind lead the blind................get out of the way -



And the favorite... - ------



Better late than...................................pregnant