Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
who managed to get the most out of his computer.  This had been going
on for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. 
 
God said, "Cool it.  I am going to set up a test that
will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." 
 
So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away.  They
moused away. 
They did spreadsheets-they wrote reports-they sent
faxes-they sent out e-mail-they sent out e-mail with attachments-they
downloaded-they did some genealogy reports they made cards they did every known job.

But just a few minutes before the two hours were up,
lightening flashed across the sky.  The thunder rolled and the
rains came down hard.  And, of course, the electricity went off. 

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Satan was upset.  He fumed and fussed and he ranted and
raved.  All to no avail.  The electricity stayed off.  But after a bit, the rains stopped and the electricity came back on.

Satan screamed, "I lost it all when the power went off. 
What am I going to do?  What happened to Jesus' work?" 

Jesus just sat and smiled. 
 
Again, Satan asked about the work that Jesus had done. 
As Jesus turned his computer back on, the screen glowed and when
he pushed print, it was all there. 

"How did he do it?" Satan asked. 
 
God smiled and said "Jesus Saves."